apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

distinguishedbaloney:

just seen in ATL airport

livefrompyongyang:

I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER

cryingsoccerdad:

Literally what the fuck Ash

jacyndaquil:

IM GOING HOST

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

coffee-for-two:

The Amazing Spider-Man #3 (1963) written by Stan Lee, art by Steve Ditko

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work